SPAMMERS TRYING TO JOIN THE FORUM

As with many forums, we are being inundated with spammers trying to join the forum. I am trying to keep to the rule about site names because of this. If you see strange names on the new member bit at the bottom of the forum, be assured that we are doing what we can to make the site a safe place for members and that spammers will be disactivated immediately.

what about porkluncheonmeaters?

now I want a sandwich....

LOL at you. Spam spam and more spam. I have it in my sandwiches, I have it in my emails and now I have it here. Too much spam is bad for the cholesterol.

Now you made me think of that "Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam spam..." sketch of Monthy Python. Thanks a lot!

...bloody vikings....

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.



Oh to be a Viking eh?

I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Would you like fries with that?

Could I substitute the fries with spam?

berlioz wrote:

Could I substitute the fries with spam?

SUPERSIZE FOR 30P?

Yes, with a sidedish of fava beans and a nice chilled Fresca. Slurrurpslurpslurrurps.

Thanks for letting us know Rachel. xx

(discreetly getting back on topic!)

I thought spam was the topic.

berlioz wrote:

I thought spam was the topic.

Erm, no!

SPAM



TOPIC

P.S. Black Pepper Spam, hhhmmmmmmmmmm

Angus wrote:

berlioz wrote:

I thought spam was the topic.

Erm, no!

SPAM



TOPIC

Funny! but still very off-topic!

Angus wrote:

Good one. An obscure English candy bar. I was expecting something much better from you.

berlioz wrote:

Angus wrote:

Good one. An obscure English candy bar. I was expecting something much better from you.

I know.

We should use that every time someone goes off topic. Good one.

I still prefer the words banana hammock.

Me too - truly, 'banana hammock' is a sign of the off-topic thread.

I take it you two know what a banana hammock is?

I was thinking that.

Quote :

http://www.chessthecat.com/fun/england/topic.gif

No Rachel, like this!