Guide Vacancy

There is a guide vacancy in the City Link category. (lets face it we will need one soon, after all theres two of us in music and we don't get anything like that many posts)

I'll take the category of 'meaningless reviews of Lipotrim and lighterlife' - that should be a good category. Lots of postings and no need to ever give out a crown. Maybe someone could write about ordering their Lipotrim by City Link

LOL now you really do have a good idea !!

City Link? What on earth? Please explain

City Link reviews on dooyoo and also the Lipotrim ones are known to be scant, say very little, and usually end up with an SH rating. They seem to be from passers by, but there are loads of them. What the person above was suggesting was incorporating Lipotrim and City Link into one category for those who received their Lipotrim products by City Link.

Ha! I am so dim today!

I thought it was rather clever combining the two !

Indeed - way beyond my capacity for comprehension today. It's been rather a trying day in the world of youth justice

I bought a new handbag, can I please be the "bag" guide? I have not actually read any of them but I promise I won't start either.

No, a definite no. You can be the lipotrim guide.

I thought koshkha was up for that one ... but I fight her for it ...


Handbags at dawn!

No need, there are so many that it needs two guides.

I can be a Lipotrim supervisor.

Okay if the guides agree.

Minnitee wrote:

I thought koshkha was up for that one ... but I fight her for it ...


Handbags at dawn!

If you'd seen the size of my handbag you'd be more careful about issuing such a challenge. A small village could live for a year or more on what I can find amongst the junk at the bottom of my bag.

steerpyke wrote:

There is a guide vacancy in the City Link category.

Fortunately to be a guide in this category there is no requirement to be able to read just to hit the NH button.

I would like to apply for the Guide of the Guides role as part of my world domination theme.

Naw real guides can't apply.

Thingywhatsit wrote:

Naw real guides can't apply.

Good,, now nor ever have I been a real guide despite what the Dooyoo site continues to say. Guide of the guides or His Omnipotence as the role will be known is rightfully the post I should have.

Can i be a guide for 'bringing back obscure Eighties bands' catagory?

I think it's a sacked chairman of city link who keeps coming back for a jolly good rant.....

Nope, you are a real guide. Only dummy guides need apply here.

Re the battle for control of guiding the 'Lipotrim non-review' category.

I've learned an important lesson about lipotrim - the reviews are 99% rubbish but the writers are hungry, really mean and easily provoked to anger in my in-box.

I know I shouldn't read them but I just can't resist.

Perhaps hunger makes people write bad reviews. Does this call for an experiment ?

Dangling a cream bun above their heads just out of reach would be a valid experiment.

It has no basis in science but would be damn fun to watch as fat people trying to jump is always good for a laugh.

Yep, apparently it makes all shift key fall off your key board sso you can't do any capital letters and makes you write drivel.

I tell lots of them to stick around the site and get stuck in to reading and it'll give them something to do when they are bored and hungry. However I don't think many of them last more than a couple of days.