A message from Jared (that dooyoo guy)

Wow.....Thanks a bunch Jared!

helencbradshaw wrote:

koshkha wrote:

I'm at a big work meeting in Prague all week and if you had seen the gravity defying comb-over of our divisional president you wouldn't be joking about hair restorers. I have never seen any large furry animal trained so well to sit still and cling on tight.

OFF TOPIC (Sorry) but literally about to book flights for Prague...Ba got a deal and a half on BA miles and I can get a wee freebie for my weeks hol in April. So any 4/5 star hotel recommendations in my GB are appreciated, as I am about to trawl websites..!

Message duly sent!!

lisa2062 wrote:

We'd stand a better chance of seeing pigs fly then getting anything out of Ciao! Lisa x

Some more for you....

What a nice surprise, thanks Jared. Good job it's not April 1st or we'd never have believed you

Doom Continues! (Well, only sort of)
There's been a goblin in our system that's avoided detection until just now. Apparently the email system we use changed during the server switch and, since its security settings were set to "retarded", it's been eating some of my emails at random. This started last Thursday apparently, so be patient with me.
Just so you know: I still get all the emails but my response isn't guaranteed to go through. As such, feel free to PM me here or on Dooyoo...my User name is JaredVon.

Sorry about this guys. This was harder to catch because its very diffficult for people to email you when they DON'T get something they sent you.
-Jared
"who wants to be able to come in after the weekend and not meet technological doom head-on first thing in the morning"

how are suggestions going? Last week you said you only had 100 left to get through, and yet there are still 6 left on my list that claim to be 'in progress' that I submitted ages ago... ??

So not funny....a kind of Pac Man Goblin.

Maybe next Monday when you get in to work all will be well!!

Have a wee flower from me.....

Hate to say it, but:
"not being able to email people who write to me concerning dooyoo" > "getting to all the suggestions"

Right now there are about 150 suggestions to go through...I'll be going through them when I can. Considering how I'm also setting up the new guide forum (woo hoo) it may still take a few days to get to those...and that's assuming the email situation doesn't make my head implode.
-jared

Jeez Jerad - are you the only poor little elf in dooyoo-land? Have you considered human cloning?

Sorry Jared, not Jerad - apparently he's your evil goblin clone brother.

Jared wrote:

my User name is JaredVon.

Sheesh, I didn't know that! Just did a quick check and apparently had rated a review of yours NU once upon a time. How's that for a vote of confidence?

berlioz wrote:

Jared wrote:

my User name is JaredVon.

Sheesh, I didn't know that! Just did a quick check and apparently had rated a review of yours NU once upon a time. How's that for a vote of confidence?

Revenge Rater.

Update: I can email people again. That is all.
-jared
"who is waiting for his clones to finish ripening"

Jared wrote:

"who is waiting for his clones to finish ripening"

Jared wrote:

Update: I can email people again. That is all.
-jared
"who is waiting for his clones to finish ripening"

You might want to consider getting one of those heat lamps to force them on a bit!

And risk having half-baked versions of myself? Never!
-jared

They'd end up like perfectly baked cookies - hard and crispy on the outside but still warm and gooy in the middle lol

But what if Jared himself actually is nothing but a half-baked version of say Jerad? Ever think about that?

So he'd be soft on the outside and hard in the middle?

Well, I think this depiction of Jared is pretty accurate.

....MOTHER?