CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS.

Guest

No, it's just a bucket of piss to drown bad poetry in.

How many Ciao writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 29 Jun 2006, 18:06

423. 1 to change it and the other 422 to write a review about it.

How many points do you need to become a hedgehog?

Guest

Members start to get prickly after about 50,000

How many reviews of A Child Called It does it take to annoy Edited For Naming?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 29 Jun 2006, 18:38

One.

How many names do you have to know to be Edited for Naming?

Guest

None, names are evil, they must be supressed.

Who is the best writer on Ciao?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 29 Jun 2006, 18:46

None, all the best are on Dooyoo.

What is ciao an anagram of?

Guest

Something you spelled :p

If someone edited themselves for naming, would they get caught in a recursive loop and explode?

[EDITED - NO NAMING!]

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Tue 04 Jul 2006, 00:33

No. BEN1001...EDITED FOR NAMING did that and nothing happened. *BANG!!!*

What is the point of the e-mail contact forms if they never listen?

Number of posts : 769 Age : 37 Registration date : 2006-06-24

To give the impression of a user-friendly site.

What is ciao an acronym of?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Tue 04 Jul 2006, 06:13

My ciao mentality does not allow me to know what the word "acronym" means.

Whats the first page you look at when you log into ciao ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Tue 04 Jul 2006, 10:25

the dooyoo home page

why is there so much blue on this forum?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Tue 04 Jul 2006, 10:46

So that we can call it FOIB (forum of infinite blueness).

What do you call a Ciao member on FOIB?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Tue 04 Jul 2006, 22:58

Something polite.

why is there a members page on ciao ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Wed 12 Jul 2006, 18:52

It's for people to go when they are lost.

How many buddies makes a full house ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Wed 12 Jul 2006, 18:54

Obviously one if you are answering your own posts.

How many matchsticks does it take to make a life size model of the Ciao staff?

Number of posts : 769 Age : 37 Registration date : 2006-06-24

6 matchsticks of a varying size.

How many people run the ciao website?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Wed 12 Jul 2006, 18:55

3 to my knowledge.

Where do you find churned reviews on ciao ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Wed 12 Jul 2006, 19:01

Dooyoo

why do sane people stay on Ciao?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Wed 12 Jul 2006, 19:02

Wasn't aware that they do.

How do you get metallic dots ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Wed 12 Jul 2006, 19:36

save the foil wrappers from your choccies and wrap them round your blue dot...instant fame.

How many Ciao writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Wed 12 Jul 2006, 19:37

It takes 10 speakers corner ones, not sure about ciao.

Whats the best rating you can get on ciao ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Wed 12 Jul 2006, 19:40

rating to have your membership terminated

how long is a piece of Ciao?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Wed 12 Jul 2006, 19:41

Not as big as a piece of pizza.

Whats the cafe ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Wed 12 Jul 2006, 19:43

It's the equivalent of your computers dustbin.

How do you get to be most read writer ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Wed 12 Jul 2006, 19:43

It is posh coffee

Why do people wait to rate?

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