CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS.

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 13:35

Nowhere unless you can log in.

Why are ciao members locked out today ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:19

All Ciao staff have gone to the South of France.....maybe visiting Thingy! (I'm not locked out btw)

Who is the company behind Ciao?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 15:02

Dunno, but dooyoo are way ahead at the moment.

why do you write challenges ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 16:43

my therapist says its good for me

If a writer posts on ciao and theres nobody there to read it...does it make a noise?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 18:25

In a vacuum there is no noise.

Where are all the writers at?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 21:04

Gone to therapy clinic.

Why do Ciao put adverts on their site?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 21:08

To try and get you to go somewhere else ?

what do you get if you click one of the adverts ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 21:09

A bleeping noise from my PC as I have pop ups blocked.

Do Ciao do a full fry up?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 21:23

They did yesterday, didn't you notice ?

How do you get to No. 1 writer for the week ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 21:27

Write naff reviews of just 250 words using only the words I love and Ciao throughout.

Why did Ciao sack the guides?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 23:06

Cos it was easier than giving them backhanders.

What is a community point ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 23:10

It is a figure telling you how important you are (the more you have, the more people will have to worship you).

Who is in charge of Ciao?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 23:13

Is there anyone ?

who has the least say on ciao ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 23:17

Me, the member, that's who! Mad

Would you like to see Angus in Ciao management?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 23:20

He'd probably do better than the staff now.

How do you tell if someone has read your review ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 23:25

Garfield (He is a fat cat after all!)

What must a new member do first after joining Ciao?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 23:28

Ignore the section that says "how to write reviews"

Whats the second thing they must do ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 23:29

Get off Ciao as fast as possible.

How many categories are there on Ciao?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 23:29

Ignore other members advice

What's the third thing they should do?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 23:31

learn how to use the VH button.

What should a member do if they decide to leave ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 23:34

start reporting all the copiers and do gooders.

What email addy should you use to report a problem on the site?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 17 Jun 2006, 00:11

Any that will get a reply!

What do you do to someone who doesn't read and rate?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 17 Jun 2006, 00:17

Add 'em to my COT!

How do you get an overall Exceptional rating on your review?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 17 Jun 2006, 00:20

Begging is always a good way!

What do you think about revenge rating?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 17 Jun 2006, 00:32

It's a fun way to tease others (says my alter ego bloomingson26482364625)

Why do Ciao hand out diamonds instead of something else?