CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS.

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:28

Nothing if its public.

whats private about a private guestbook ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:31

That’s private…silly!

Why use a site that so blatantly wants to see the back of you? Ciao…

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:34

Cos I am awkward.

Who sees your private messages apart from you and the sender ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Mon 20 Mar 2006, 23:04

The monkey that presses the buttons at ciao and the cleaner that cleans up after him…

What’s a consumer community?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Mon 20 Mar 2006, 23:05

People who eat a lot.

what is a consumer society ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Tue 21 Mar 2006, 00:00

People that eat a lot but don’t have to answer to anyone…

What’s intelligent about shopping?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 25 Mar 2006, 15:06

you get to measure your status by the amount you can spend.

how do you get to be on ciao's most wanted list ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 25 Mar 2006, 17:22

By committing the crime of actually writing there.

How do you get Ciao to react to your complaints?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 25 Mar 2006, 17:42

Ask the complainants.

How do you get a reply out of ciao ?

Guest

Do something or nothing wrong and abuse will contact you straight away

What is considered to be abuse?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 25 Mar 2006, 19:22

reading reviews ?

what is the biggest amount of money you can make on a review ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Tue 13 Jun 2006, 10:33

6p

why is green lesser liked than yellow ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Tue 13 Jun 2006, 10:38

Because yellow dots can pretend they are gold.

What is the maximum words you can use in a review?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Tue 13 Jun 2006, 18:50

6000. But mind, that is only reserved to those who have a brown nose and a diamond next to their review.

How do I find a product that is not listed?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Tue 13 Jun 2006, 19:30

Go to the shops.

How many times can you rate a review Not Helpful in a day?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Wed 14 Jun 2006, 21:49

You can rate the same review NH 100's of times if you want but it'll only register once Razz

How can you rate a review E without having to leave a comment?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Wed 14 Jun 2006, 22:01

Just write "Good op", it's basically the same thing!

How many points do you need to be crowned Master of Ciao?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Wed 14 Jun 2006, 22:07

2.3 gazebillion I think it was last time I checked.

What's the lowest minus community points a writer can get before their account gets deleted?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Wed 14 Jun 2006, 22:38

None. Only those with mega points ge deleted.

How do you become a green dot?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Wed 14 Jun 2006, 23:03

work backwards from gold, but work hard.

why do higher dots earn less ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 00:31

because they are all retired now.

Why is it called Ciao at all?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 00:54

Well, when you are kicked off, you don't need an explanative e-mail telling why it has happened.

How come it feels so difficult to quit Ciao?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 10:27

The odd 3 or 4p a month keeps you hooked.

Is there a way to earn at least 5p for a review?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 10:30

sell it on e-bay...

why, oh why, oh why?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Thu 15 Jun 2006, 11:01

Because we do.

Where can you find out new products added?