CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS.

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:08

Break into the Ciao headquarters.

For Ciao advice I would go to a foreign embassy.

What is the difference between a green and gold dot?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:11

the gold one is worn out and needs glasses.

what makes an E review ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:16

Love, nurturing... and a helluva a lot of more info!

Would guides be good for Ciao?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:17

Only if they guided you to the exit.

how much money can one expect to earn in a month from ciao ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:43

Depends on how many false accounts you have.

How many reviews have you recommended for the PF?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:45

no idea but all of them get money !! LOL

where would you write a private message on ciao ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:00

Thingywhatsit wrote:: no idea but all of them get money !! LOL

where would you write a private message on ciao ?

In the member centre, as no one goes there!

Why does it give you so much time to read, before you can rate a five line review?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:38

Cos your internet connection is too slow.

whats the difference between a crown and a diamond ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:46

They are spelt different.

Should Ciao have it's own GB?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 18 Mar 2006, 18:58

No, it would overflow with complaints.

how do you know someone has not read your review \?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:52

Because you have not read theirs.

What would you write if a review is off topic?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:56

something worth being off topic for.

whats the difference between a new member and an old one ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:26

cynicism

how many times a day do you log into ciao?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:27

once, and then I find it hard finding the exit.

what makes a blue spot happy ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:28

New ones write reviews.

What is Ciaos motto?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:30

Dib dib dob

what's the best way to get your reviews read ?

Number of posts : 80 Registration date : 2006-03-01

Give them a saucy title (if stuck, consult seaside postcards for inspiration)

Has anyone ever left a comment that's made you blush?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 00:08

No but they try hard.

whats the difference between a red and an orange dot ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 00:23

The red ones are contagious.

Do you have to read all your alerts?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 01:11

yep absolutely obligated.

where do you find a new members review ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 09:44

From the archives where every piece of drivel is catalogued to.

Is a Gold Dot better than a White Dot?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:25

No, you are expected to write at least 2000 words. White dots only have to write 100.

What would you find museums listed under?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:50

Food category ?

how do you find a recommendation for a restaurant on ciao ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:39

Call the psychic hotline.

How do you find the product proposal button?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 14:45

You don't!
What do you do when another member is rude to you?