CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS.

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:06

Blow raspberries in their guestbook, then rate all their reviews off topic.

Why must the reviews be your own work?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:10

cos copies are only allowed at weekends and school holidays.

when should you give a NH rating ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:12

When you are a boy and the review is about sanitary wear.

Can you trust yourself?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:13

it's the only person I trust totally.

how can you have trusts on a site like ciao ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:33

By having multiple accounts and trusting yourself.

Is Thingywhatsit a good guide on Ciao.....hehe?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:55

Well, so far she hasn't guided me at all on Ciao, so... Laughing

Does Ciao have a category for pancakes?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 17:04

In the Education section.
Why don't points make prizes?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 17:38

Cos it would cost ciao too much money.

why don't surveys let me in ?

Number of posts : 61 Age : 50 Registration date : 2006-03-02

Cos you're the wrong age/size/colour/etc

Why is Ciao so addictive?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 18:47

Because it has a thing that hypnotizes members on the members page.

where do you go for advice ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 19:57

Under 'A' in the dictionary!

Why don't Ciao respond to messages at weekends?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 20:04

Because they are more absent than normal.

where do you find advice on films on ciao ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 20:59

In the Churner section.

Why do so many new members copy?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Sun 19 Mar 2006, 21:07

cos its easier money

why do people write huge reviews on small items ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Mon 20 Mar 2006, 04:25

To make them look bigger on screen.

What colour is after the last colour (Gold)?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Mon 20 Mar 2006, 09:30

An ultra-rare colour called ciaoreen.

Why can't a white dot add pictures?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Mon 20 Mar 2006, 10:53

cos they're colour blind.

why can't a gold dot add music ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Mon 20 Mar 2006, 20:49

Because it is not a recognized mathematical equation …

Why can’t ciao and doo-yoo merge….

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Mon 20 Mar 2006, 20:59

cos green clashes with orange.

whats the difference between a dot and a ciao abuse member of staff ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:21

A dot. Makes you stop…

Why isn’t there a ‘did not read’ option?

Number of posts : 135 Registration date : 2006-03-01

that's the Exceptional button, isn't it?

why can't I have an auto filter for bad reviews?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:33

CareBear wrote:: that's the Exceptional button, isn't it?

why can't I have an auto filter for bad reviews?

You have, its called switch the computer off.

Why do people write on a site they clearly hate?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:38

Love/Hate it’s the same thing…

Who agrees with as below…

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:13

as above ?

why do competitions take so long to give results ?

Subject: Re: CIAO TONGUE IN CHEEK QUESTIONS. Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:20

In the hope you will forget…

What’s private about a guestbook?